wakebird » Dad http://wakebird.com an acrobat's search Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:35:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Steps to Peace and Quiet http://wakebird.com/2007/02/12/steps-to-peace-and-quiet/ http://wakebird.com/2007/02/12/steps-to-peace-and-quiet/#comments Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:30:00 +0000 wakebird http://wakebird.com/2007/02/12/steps-to-peace-and-quiet/ My dad sends me a cheesy forward email every day and I thought this one was actually funny.

If you are sitting next to somone who irritates you on a plane or train
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link: CLICK HERE

This could also be called “How to get arrested”

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